Sunday, 25 December 2016

Burnley FM career mode part 6- Besty vs The Venkys Part 2

This may seem like a waste of time me doing this but you really have no idea how much I am enjoying writing these little pieces and hopefully the mobile version will be fixed. Anyway here comes the standard introduction, hello everybody and welcome back to the journey (no not that Alex Hunter bullshit)  I am talking about my journey in the managerial hot seat at Burnley football club. 

Now last time out we had a bit of a shocker, we lost a 7 point lead and it was cut down to 3 and we had a whole host of injury problems set us back. To rectify this because Vokes and Keane are a bit lacking on the goal front and with their recent history with injuries, I have brought in Joseph Dodoo on loan.

Game 1- Bolton (A)
We start today's proceedings with a trip to Bolton in a big derby game where we need to pick up on the recent form we had at the end of yesterday. Vokes and Will Keane start as we are back to the good old 4-4-2. LET'S HAVE IT.

Dodoo conjuring up some voodoo FUCKING GET IN THERE! Nothing beats a last minute winner to win a derby game. After the end of those games we are now 5 points clear of Brighton. UP THE CLARETS

Game 2- Blackburn (H) 
We know how big this game is and more importantly the fans know even more how much it means to get one over the Rovers. The last time we played them Hennings got us the winner but this time we can not rely on the German machine gun. I have decided to play Keane and Dodoo up front.



Dodoo Dodoo Dodoo Dodoo Dodoo JOSEPH DODOO. There is only one team in Lancashire and have a nice trip back to Ewood Park boys. We are now finding form again UTC!!

Game 3- Fulham (A)
Two wins out of two, can we make it 3 out of 3? After the two big derby wins we face a Fulham side who are sat in mid-table as we look to keep the lead at the top of table. We remain unchanged.



0-0 bit bland really, we needed that extra bit of spice up front, that bit of paprika which gets things goings (please can someone speak to me, I am so lonely). Strikers off form today and now our lead is cut down to 3 points but we can't get relegated so result.

Game 4- Huddersfield (A)
Another game, another away day and this time it's at Huddersfield. The game marks the first start of the season for Ashley Barnes who has been sidelined with injury throughout most of the season. Also coming in are Arfield, Ilori and Darikwa. 

Harry Bunn you are not getting a christmas card son, I am gutted that we didn't win the game after coming back from the dead to get level. One game at a time!

Game 5- Wolves (H)
I have realised that I have to calm down in life after playing this but up next we have Wolves who beat us last time out. I am going to keep the same line up as the one who were unlucky against Huddersfield. UP THE CLARETS!!

Wolves have done the double over us and what looked so promising at the start of the piece has turned into make or break for our season because guess who we have next, yep Brighton away.

Game 6- Brighton (A)
The biggest game of the season by a country mile. 1st Place Burnley face 2nd place Brighton with 3 goals separating the teams. It's been another mixed piece for us and we couldn't be playing Brighton at a worse time than now. Injuries have hit us again, Lowton and Boyd are out but hopefully Gray is back so I am going to start him and Will Keane up front. 

My teamtalk for today's game : 
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?




I don't know how to react to that because we haven't lost but then it doesn't really put me at ease, man i am actually so nervous. This is our fault that we are in this situation, if we win the league then it will be amazing but we can't afford a slip up now.




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