Thursday, 29 December 2016

Burnley FM17 career mode Part 4 - Why Alan Pardew?

Good evening my loyal subjects, your King has come bearing a late Christmas present, so I give you the gift of Besty (DRINK IT IN MAN) .Over the past couple of days I have been feeling quite down and I have been considering whether or not to carry it on but after some careful consideration and advice from others I have decided to stay on as your King of quality content and give you the time of your lives (non-sexual, gotta keep this PG rated). 
Now, when I last talked to you guys it's fair to say our Burnley side was doing pretty alright, well I say alright, we are top of the league and loving life on top (another sexual reference sorry). We are still undefeated in the league and out of a possible 33 points up for grabs we have managed to get 27 which is unbelievable. On to the next round of fixtures and thanks once again for bearing with us!

Oh and apparently Bournemouth have been the success story this season although we are top....


Game 1- Chelsea (A)
I love this game, we had arguably two of the toughest fixtures last time out and now they give us the hat-trick. That's the trick you see they give you the code so once you install it, there is no point snapping the disc, sneaky sneaky. Anyways if we lose here today I won't be too disheartened as we are clearly over-performing in the league. The lineup is as always as Bamford and Gray are looking mint together. Actually scrap that Bamford cannot play against his parent club, FM101 there Besty, have a word.

Blue is the colour, football is the game, we lost to Chelsea, will things ever be same?. Chelsea end our unbeaten run and now this is the big test, we have not suffered defeat in the league till today and Diego Costa just tore us a new one. Well played.....

Game 2- West Brom (H)
Back in front of the Jimmy Mac stand today as we play host to a mid table West Brom side. I am interesting to see what the mentality is here as we are back to full strength, apart from Defour...I miss him. In this game we can play a bit more fluently as last time it was all about setting up shop.

Great result for the boys, my only concern is that I have noticed Gray's goals have dried up a bit. Super Scotty Arfield making a case for the case for first team by scoring after coming off the bench, onwards and upwards!!

Game 3- Crystal Palace (A)
We face Mr.Snake Hips himself, Alan "Samba" Pardew. Now I am a slick mover myself after guiding us to the league title last year and top 3 this season but Alan is on another level. In all seriousness I can't lose to Pardew because that will be the be all and end all. Gray and Vokes are injured so Barnes and Bamford up top.

Well Pardew has danced himself to victory there, disappointed that we lost but we are still in the top 4 after teams around us dropped points. But Pardew, I can't beat Pardew.

Game 4- Middlesbrough (H)
The final game today and we face a Middlesbrough team who are there to be beat. I want an improved performance from last time out, so I can wash away the guilt of losing to Pardew. We are unchanged. UP THE CLARETS!!!!

Middlesbrough hadn't bothered turning up, I mean I felt uncomfortable watching that (I loved it really). Bamford proving to be the bees knees and I am considering signing him on a permanent once the season is done. 

Thanks for reading everyone I really appreciate it and yeah cheers for baring with us and I am going to make sure that this blog stays stronger than Kim Kardashians marriage. 

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